Apparently Nick Clegg wants to be Prime Minister. No real surprise there and you wouldn't expect much else really, as the leader of the third largest political party it's an obvious ambition.
I have ambitions of my own. I'd like to have Kylie Minogue massaging my sore muscles after scoring a hat trick for Arsenal as we win the European cup. Unfortunately both Mr Cleggs ambitions and mine have an equal chance of being realised and would produce the same behind the hand snigger from anyone we told. Oh dear, he did didn't he.
I suspect that is going to be his 'Go back to your constituencies and prepare for government' moment.
Oh well, Arsene and Kylie will never know what they missed and the electorate will probably remain blissfully ignorant of what a nation of Cleggies would be like.
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Currently I work as a private hire driver, working the night shift.
This means I see life in it's more vulnerable states, often self induced, and frequently get a life story in a ten minute journey.
Perhaps the thinning barnet puts them in mind of a priests tonsure. Comments from my side are limited to the odd 'Oh that's terrible' or 'Yes dear' . Not much else you can do in ten minutes.
Couple that with the radio regularly trotting out interviews with the rich, famous and powerful and inducing a strong desire to strangle the interviewee or even interviewer and I've decided to stop chewing the steering wheel and vent on here.
I hope you leave here with a smile after most visits.
This means I see life in it's more vulnerable states, often self induced, and frequently get a life story in a ten minute journey.
Perhaps the thinning barnet puts them in mind of a priests tonsure. Comments from my side are limited to the odd 'Oh that's terrible' or 'Yes dear' . Not much else you can do in ten minutes.
Couple that with the radio regularly trotting out interviews with the rich, famous and powerful and inducing a strong desire to strangle the interviewee or even interviewer and I've decided to stop chewing the steering wheel and vent on here.
I hope you leave here with a smile after most visits.
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